A Beautiful Contradiction
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. You see, I’ve received the Beautiful Blogger Award by the witty, charming, and beautiful I Mayfly. This may or may…
Read articleMr. Nasty Pants Vs. The Wannabe
Keeping my pantaloons-challenged personality fiend at bay is difficult. Like dead fish after an oil spill, he just keeps surfacing. My most recent conversation with Mr.…
Read articleThe Swallowing Games
People are like roadkill. You encounter disturbing masses daily but they rarely form lasting impressions. Every now and then, however, a squashed squirrel or demolished deer…
Read articleA Little Too Specific…
But the human kind would be just fine… I’d like to thank my unsuspecting neighbors for my Lazy Blog Day image. I told you the view…
Read articleDrumroll For De Blogroll
Finally. It took four months, but I’ve just compiled a blogroll. Considering that’s less time than it takes my crowned teeth to tackle taffy, I figure…
Read articleThat Didn’t Hurt At All
Ever had a flying hockey puck bounce off your head? No? Then let me take you on an adventure. Just know I might stray off course.…
Read articleBlogging Dreams, Round Two
Good God, it happened again. I dreamed of another blogger. It’s barely been three weeks since the last one, but my neurons are back to their…
Read articleIt’s All About The View
I read somewhere that a view gives a person perspective. That explains a lot, because my daily dose of barren trees, mud mounds, and the neighbors’ squatting…
Read articlePlease With A Capital Pee
If you have a weak constitution, I suggest you ignore this post. I’ll take the loss. Just stay on the page long enough to register as…
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