Why yes, Johnny, I will have your baby. But beware. With age comes chromosomal mishap…
Anybody out there with whom you’d be willing to pollute the gene pool?
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Before I end this ridiculously Lazy Blog Day, enjoy the latest Awful Offspring Offal:
Teen son in response to pre-teen son’s insightful comment: “LOOMA.”
Me, who by now should know better: “What does LOOMA mean?”
Teen son: “Laughing out of my anus.”*
*Note to Mr. Rubin: Apparently we have already polluted the gene pool… By the way, Mr. Depp has nothing on you. Plus, he tends to liquefy when situations get heated…