Posts from the ‘Family’ category

Do You Believe That They Believe?

A week ago, the Rubins dined at a steakhouse even though the family matriarch (that would be me) doesn’t eat red meat. But I throw my…

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Ouch! Glad That Was ‘Nut’ Me

What is it about guys and their jewels? Not only are they obsessed with everything in that general vicinity, they think a smack to the sac…

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My Closet Has Skeletons. Literally.

Spring-Cleaning Rebirth New day, new month, new lightness. Oh, yes, indeedy, the Rubins have molted. We have shed our heavy domestic skins in favor of a…

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Reflections Of A Woman At A Magic Convention

First Impression: Where are the women? Answer to First Impression: They’ve been replaced by playing cards, trick ropes, and coins. Interesting Factoid: I still hold sway…

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Short And–Well, Short Anyway

It’s New Year’s Eve day. You have better things to do than hang around here, so I’ll keep it brief. Two things: 1. Joanna Rocks Author…

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An Unexpected Gift

A few weeks ago, Mr. Rubin arrived home with a gift. For me. Removing his tie, he greeted me in the den and said, “I saw…

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Kindlegraph And Offal

Today, I offer a bit of dignified and a bit of crap. I can’t stay away from the latter—not with the testosterone overload in my home—so if you’re…

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Mr. Nasty Pants Gets Bested By You And Haiku

My pantaloons-challenged fiend has resurfaced. Right on schedule. And although sharing the latest confidence-bashing session feels unprofessional, I promised to blog honestly about my transition into…

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Football, Wieners, and Offal

I’m a bit out of sorts lately. You see, my baby is away at (American) football camp. For a week. With only a few nights post-vacation spent…

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Return From The Allure Of The Seas

Let’s start today’s post with a question. Where does one go to: Eat his or her own weight in food? Drift over Haitian beach water, sprawled…

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