Short And–Well, Short Anyway
It’s New Year’s Eve day. You have better things to do than hang around here, so I’ll keep it brief. Two things: 1. Joanna Rocks Author…
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Today, I offer a bit of dignified and a bit of crap. I can’t stay away from the latter—not with the testosterone overload in my home—so if you’re…
Read articleFootball, Wieners, and Offal
I’m a bit out of sorts lately. You see, my baby is away at (American) football camp. For a week. With only a few nights post-vacation spent…
Read articleA Post Of Offal
To any new followers seduced by my earlier teases of blogger propriety, I apologize for today’s post. But if you enjoy adolescent humor, I encourage you to…
Read articleConfessions Of An E-Book Discriminator
Now that I’ve got you here, I’ll warn you the following paragraph is boring. But the post gets better. Or not. I recently read in USA…
Read articleA Blogger Displaced By A Toilet
Once again I find myself out of blogging commission. But rather than leave a hole in the blogosphere where my Monday post should be, I encourage you…
Read articleNo More Baltic Blues
Two months ago I was dissed. Now I am blissed. You see, when WordPress announced their Where in the World feature, I flapped my flippers in…
Read articleTo Johnny, With Love And Creepiness
Why yes, Johnny, I will have your baby. But beware. With age comes chromosomal mishap… Anybody out there with whom you’d be willing to pollute the…
Read articleThe Ideal Blog Post Length: Does Size Matter?
Unless one is trying to reproduce, shrinkage is not always bad. And now that I’ve planted images of shriveled anatomy in your mind, let’s begin. If…
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