To Johnny, With Love And Creepiness
Why yes, Johnny, I will have your baby. But beware. With age comes chromosomal mishap… Anybody out there with whom you’d be willing to pollute the…
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Let’s start today’s post with a short quiz, shall we? A. Streptococcus mutans, Porphyromonas gingivalis, Bacteroides gingivalis, Treponema denticola, Fusobacterium nucleatum, and corynebacteria are: Aliens inhabiting the planet Ifyouchoosethisansweryouareanidiot. Children…
Read articleA Beautiful Contradiction
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. You see, I’ve received the Beautiful Blogger Award by the witty, charming, and beautiful I Mayfly. This may or may…
Read articleTwenty Million Dollar Six-Packs
You know you’re a movie theater over-achiever when the concession stand gal starts serving up your popcorn and diet soda before you’ve even blurted, “I’d like…
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