A Nightmare Cruise
It’s official. Dreams of fellow bloggers are my new norm. No point analyzing it. I already know I’m weird. Ah, but to post another entry on…
Read articleNot So Moldy Oldies
I’m a sucker for scientific studies. Who doesn’t enjoy a good p-value and confidence interval? (Ha ha, pee-value.) But I often wonder if the money used…
Read articleWho Needs A G-Spot When You Can Have A Sweet Spot?
Recently, a gynecologist reportedly located the G-spot on an 83-year-old female cadaver. There are so many things wrong with that statement, I don’t know where to…
Read articleThe Swallowing Games
People are like roadkill. You encounter disturbing masses daily but they rarely form lasting impressions. Every now and then, however, a squashed squirrel or demolished deer…
Read articleA Little Too Specific…
But the human kind would be just fine… I’d like to thank my unsuspecting neighbors for my Lazy Blog Day image. I told you the view…
Read articleThat Didn’t Hurt At All
Ever had a flying hockey puck bounce off your head? No? Then let me take you on an adventure. Just know I might stray off course.…
Read articlePlease With A Capital Pee
If you have a weak constitution, I suggest you ignore this post. I’ll take the loss. Just stay on the page long enough to register as…
Read articleBe Careful What You Pose For…
Woman on cover: “Hey, honey, guess what? The hospital asked me to be on the cover of their quarterly magazine!” Significant other: “Wow, that’s great! What’s the…
Read articleA Blogger’s Dream
The other night, ensconced in my scratchy, discounted Target sheets (hey, you can take the girl out of North Dakota, but you can’t take the North…
Read articleBlogging Is So Yesterday
Once again, I am the heavy-diapered, left-footed toddler struggling to keep up with the big boys and girls. In a recent post by the wonderful blogger…
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